REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"
haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders
*me eating something*: this taste like ass
mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol
Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNEDWE RISE
"wow this really tastes like shit"
"HAHAHAH HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHIT TASTES LIKE?"
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.